tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36983709.post8967059559892553067..comments2023-04-13T08:04:22.190-06:00Comments on gurrbonzo: Ask the audiencegurrbonzohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04203929499349365706noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36983709.post-31970487010865300412008-08-04T14:27:00.000-06:002008-08-04T14:27:00.000-06:00I have this same problem! My clients come in and ...I have this same problem! My clients come in and have horrible hygiene. I never know what to do, but your story made me laugh about it :)Amanderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18068828462736660365noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36983709.post-35732040760083812372008-08-04T10:16:00.000-06:002008-08-04T10:16:00.000-06:00Have a fake coughing fit. Then say sorry, I don't ...Have a fake coughing fit. Then say sorry, I don't want to make you sick.Katiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08529982617542348416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36983709.post-90141381236159807352008-08-04T00:04:00.000-06:002008-08-04T00:04:00.000-06:00EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! sickening. i'd puke on his hand ...EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! sickening. i'd puke on his hand and blame it on post-prego sickness.AlliSMileshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03815308834666708655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36983709.post-7352577696746792102008-08-02T09:59:00.000-06:002008-08-02T09:59:00.000-06:00Yes, what did you do?Yes, what did you do?KThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11346169877080061695noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36983709.post-8128482364025009182008-08-02T03:17:00.000-06:002008-08-02T03:17:00.000-06:00You simply say, "The pleasure is all yours." Hold ...You simply say, "The pleasure is all yours." Hold your hands to your side, nod and walk away.zacharoohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13799500561411319997noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36983709.post-19404100367137739042008-08-01T06:36:00.000-06:002008-08-01T06:36:00.000-06:00Eeeuuuw. I say, shake, then use the sanitizer. As ...Eeeuuuw. I say, shake, then use the sanitizer. As Miss Manners would say, you don't want to increase the rudeness of the situation.<BR/><BR/>And I just recently realized that I am constantly holding our shared pens in my teeth at work (I am running around a store and I sometimes have to use both hands to cut fabric) and I have been doing this to my co-workers for years. Well, since we had to quit wearing aprons, anyway. Sorry, girls!Mrs. Clarkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05043853884695032972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36983709.post-79233165269296182662008-07-31T14:08:00.000-06:002008-07-31T14:08:00.000-06:00Whatever. Pick your nose, cough on it, spit in yo...Whatever. Pick your nose, cough on it, spit in your palm, and say "Shake on it!" <BR/><BR/>Then, if he continues to shake, you go ahead and do it, and then follow Azucar's suggestion.ebvhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00469251512930520710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36983709.post-12929786475693629972008-07-31T13:18:00.000-06:002008-07-31T13:18:00.000-06:00Shake the hand, do not touch anything else, go imm...Shake the hand, do not touch anything else, go immediately to the bathroom and wash.Carinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13859567470814286102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36983709.post-24122021119391367612008-07-31T12:29:00.000-06:002008-07-31T12:29:00.000-06:00Say, "Oh, I'm sick, I don't want you to get it!"Bu...Say, "Oh, I'm sick, I don't want you to get it!"<BR/><BR/>But, what DID you say? <BR/><BR/>And GROSS, by the way!Jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15068315564171976160noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36983709.post-51908596780944344592008-07-31T12:12:00.000-06:002008-07-31T12:12:00.000-06:00i think julie's suggestion is really smart, and i ...i think julie's suggestion is really smart, and i will have to remember that if i'm in a similar situation.<BR/><BR/>or you could just make some excuse about having a new baby at home? or you could lie and tell him that *you* are sick? but that seems more awkward than just ignoring the hand. <BR/><BR/>i'm kind of disturbed now though.Erinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02551668367888309195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36983709.post-16874463168357608662008-07-31T11:45:00.000-06:002008-07-31T11:45:00.000-06:00Hand sanitizer to the rescue! I say offer a limp ...Hand sanitizer to the rescue! I say offer a limp noodle handshake and alcohol off his germs.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Ew.<BR/><BR/>So what did you do?Justin & Kamiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14838321970183554048noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36983709.post-11569216716177800562008-07-31T11:19:00.000-06:002008-07-31T11:19:00.000-06:00Just tell him you're immunosuppressed and can't ru...Just tell him you're immunosuppressed and can't run the risk of being touched, nothing personal. A woman in my ward actually made herself a little badge that she wears to church so no one hugs her or tries to shake hands. Of course she really IS immunosuppressed...<BR/><BR/>Or just tell him it's against your religion to shake hands. Isn't it about time that we had a new rumor floating around? Just think, you could be the one to start it!Valeriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10187095908083304587noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36983709.post-28512147532838415202008-07-31T11:08:00.000-06:002008-07-31T11:08:00.000-06:00Pretend you don't see the hand and start to run ou...Pretend you don't see the hand and start to run out saying, "Oh yeah, you too! I have to run! See ya!" Hopefully all your stuff is packed up by this time, or else you're screwed.Jules AFhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06336241065496752673noreply@blogger.com