"Get a grip" is basically the best response to most things. Well, that, and "Fair enough." Can you think of anything someone could say that couldn't be answered with one of those two statements?
I dare say you cannot.
"You never blog anymore." Fair enough.
"Are you going to practice law?" Get a grip.
"You freak me out." Fair enough.
See what I mean?
In other news, this week I heard someone say (meaning I read on a random's blog) that "It's good to know I got a college degree just in case I ever need it."
You mean, if you ever need to use YOUR BRAIN??
Sigh. Education isn't food storage.