Sunday, September 14, 2008

Bonz's gabfest

How have I not blogged about my love for Slate's political gabfest before and how my eyes light up when I see it appear each week?? I could TOTALLY do Emily Bazelon's job, i.e., shoot the shiz once a week about politics and have people tell me I'm awesome and get paid for it and come up with a cocktail chatter tidbit. I especially like that they interrupt one another bc as you know I prefer interruptors. Another reason I want to be her is that it turns out there's something called a Fellow of Law and Creative Writing...YES PLEASE. Seriously, start listening to Slate's political gabfest every week and it's like having a lunch date but in your undies while you eat Life cereal and make funny faces at your cute baby, if you have one, and ignore your damn homework.

Here's MY cocktail chatter: the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator is a freaking genius idea. My own Sarah Palin baby name is not really that funny bc it's not believable (I'd be named Mullett Troll Palin) but hub would be Rock Crane Palin and baby would be Buster Taint Palin and our CUTE NEW NEPHEW (welcome to your life, buddy!) would be named Spackle Camshaft Palin). What would you be named had you been born to Sarah Palin?? Check it out, and you're welcome for the tip.

Lest you be overwhelmed by my striking maturity, just want to remind you that I'd like to arrange things like this in my spare time:

7 comments:

La Yen said...

I think that is a perfect FHE activity.

Love,
Froth Moonshine Palin

Kar said...

Lets face it. Farts are funny. Fake or real. They always have been, and they always will be. Apparently we share the same striking maturity. :)

p.s. my Sarah Palin name is "Revolver Trooper Palin." I'm a freakin' GI JOE! I guess something feminine is out of the question.

Sue said...

That kid has some cajones. Awesome.

My name is Jeep Pike Palin. Alrighty then.

Anna said...

bahahahaha
the video made me laugh out loud. Farts are funny.
AND my Palin name would be Shaver Razorback Palin. Man, all my political views aside- they be naming their babies weird schtuff. They are worse then most mormon families here in Utah.

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Aaron said...

Aaron Christopher Garrett = Rifle Panzer Palin

Ashley is Blogalicious! said...

Bwa ha ha. Rope Hoover Palin.