The other day I somehow forgot to put a diaper back on our 2-month-old. Of course, she promptly shat. Apparently, I'd buttoned up her onesie over a bare bum without even noticing. Good one, Gurrbonzo.
One of the 12-year-old girls at church asked me if I'd "ever heard of this band called U2."
Sometimes I think diet ginger ale is like moonshine because it's impossible to find.
Did you hear we got a free piano? It's old and heavy and needs some TLC, but come on, it's a piano! You're talking to someone who used to practice the piano at church, and yes, once made a fake keyboard out of the backs of cereal boxes.
I read the GQ interview with Rielle Hunter and the latest piece in The New Yorker on John Paul Stevens back-to-back. Helluva contrast.
A friend told me I look like Animal when I play the (fake) drums, and I do!
That's the latest around here. What's new with you, internets?