Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Utah Baby Names

Props to my dear friend Reim for leading me to this glorious link about what NOT to name your kid if you're a Utah Mormon (or really anyone else for that matter, but Utah Mormons are the only ones that'd even be tempted).

Visit "The Cream of the Crop" list on that site, and you'll discover my favorite category:

Girls you just know have big, floofy hair: Blondeen, Rayette, Faundaree, Shazette, Shasheena, Honilynn, Najestica, Teasa, Shazzanna, Pluma, Bobbette, Blonda, Breezy, Wenderella, Aquanetta, Brinderella, Dazzlyn, Trendee, Tressa.

Our baby is so lucky we have these to choose from.

5 comments:

J said...

Teasa? You've got to be kidding me.

Jay and Jessica's Ashram said...

So, what you are saying is that you are not going to name your baby J'Costa Cannon?

C+K said...

What in the H*$# is Wenderella? A 1950 Suburban version of the precious fairytale CInderella? Sigh...

I must say. If I could get away with it, I would totally persuade Chris to name our daughter Dazzlyn. Dazzlyn Miller. Shasheena Cannon. THey'd be best cousins.

BTW. I must say how much I luv your poll survey- most particularly how you still refer yourself as Gurrbonzo. Stayin alive stayin alive. AH AH AH AH stayin ALIIIIIIVEEEEEEEEEEEEE

PS. I also heard a most disturbing but somehow settling COUNTRY music version of "Last CHristmas". THought of you.
GOodbye.

Linds said...

My cousin just named her baby boy Camden. And no, they are not Orioles fans. What is the world coming to?

Anonymous said...

FAUNDAREE!