Wednesday, April 02, 2008

drumroll....

Nope, this kiddo's not here yet! I keep eating spicy foods and pineapple and I keep taking long waddle-walks between sessions of pouring boring law into my head. And as time goes on, I'm developing a few theories. Do you have any ideas? Maybe she's waiting for...
  • the sun to come out. The weather is gross, and it's been rainy and snowy and cloudy, which is probably tricking her into thinking it's still February so she thinks she shouldn't come out for two more months. Uh oh.
  • us to get off her back. If she's anything like me or husband, she's likely shrugging us off with a "Don't tell me what to do!" when we try to nudge her along. Good luck trying to boss or rush anyone in our family.
  • my finals to get closer and closer so she can make a hell of an entrance.
  • tomorrow to come so she can share a birthday with Marlon Brando, Alec Baldwin and Jennie Garth.
What do you think?

This just in: hub just asked what I was up to, and I said I was just learning more about fiduciary duty. His response reminded me why I married him.

"Fiduciary duty sounds like something you tell your kids to do in the bathroom."

8 comments:

Jennifer Earnshaw Warburton said...

Thanks for the update. I've been checking this blog a few times a day hoping for an indication how things were progressing. Glad the stubborn little thing is establishing her ground rules right away. You can likely count on that attitude for the rest of her life!

Joel said...

Honestly you would be even more of a legend if you went into labor during a test. but you would also be as stereotypical BYU as possible.

Mar said...

I don't know. If she waits until April 4th she can share with Jamie Lynn Spears. That's somebody to pattern a life after.

Jay and Jess said...

Or maybe she is waiting for tonight, because today is Wayne Newton's birthday... plus, for anyone who loves 80's butt-rock the lead singer for Skid Row's birthday is today too (Sabastian Bach).. WE ARE THE YOUTH GONE WILD!

Erin said...

i think if you were more righteous she'd probably be here by now.

Supalinds said...

LOL, Erin is funny.

BABY YET?

ChrisandKate said...

Who wouldn't wanna share a birthday with the early 90's star of 90210?? Truly.

Also, I am proud to say that andrew's remark about fiduciary duty reminds me of something my mind might think of. The bathroom-centered mind of a Cannon sure swims strongly in the gene pool, Gurr. Look out, baby cannon.

tickiworld said...

WHERE IS YOUR BABY?