Thursday, May 08, 2008

WTF

Since most of things going on in my life are things I refuse to blog about on principle in my effort not to become one of THOSE people (you know, blogging about poop, diapers, bathtime, boogers, how absurdly cute our child is and how I gush over her all day, how freaking adorable her gas smiles are, how she hypnotizes me with her wise gaze and how my newfound mom-cheesiness is OFF THE CHARTS...I'm going to keep all that to myself...and not even mention how FREAKING CUTE SHE IS...I'll keep quiet), I shall now share a little something that's cracking me up:

  • "Hey, let's commit a crime. I want some fast cash, and I want it to involve gunpoint, and I want to be a bad-ass criminal. No, banks are too scary. No, not a home with valuables. I know! ARCTIC CIRCLE. IN TAYLORSVILLE. THAT'S where the big bucks are." Genius. And while I was reading that, a pop up ad told me I could lose 15 lbs by April 25th. Tempting, considering THAT WAS TWO WEEKS AGO. Where am I?
In other news, last night we finished Season 3 of Lost. That means I've spent approximately 50 hours of my life watching that show in the last few months, and if that shan't make me proud, nothing shall.

7 comments:

Allyson said...

Bravo! I've almost caught up to you - I am on disc 4 of season 3 (which means they just discovered Jack playing football with the others! dun, dun, dun!)

J said...

I love arctic circle.

Kiersten said...

Why didn't you just write "in my effort not to become KIERSTEN"?

And I could use a little extra cash...how much did they make? 2, 3 hundred? Awesome.

gurrbonzo said...

Haha! I was just pretending not to gush as an excuse to gush...you know, just being hilarious. I would love to be like you. But I will turn you in if you hold up a ghetto Arctic Circle, cute kids or no.

Kiersten said...

Oh Gurrbonzo, you're always hilarious. This is why we love you. And we'll still love you if you gush about your baby because she really is FREAKING CUTE.

Mar said...

Go ahead and gush. EVERYBODY else is doing it. :)

Supalinds said...

Baby is one to gush about, and gushing is the new black, get on it. But it is much appreciated that you leave out the poop, boogers, pee and anything else that is being pushed out of any orifice.