Okay, so we have a lot to cover, what with the biggest party of my life and a champion vacation in Me-hi-co and now a permanent best friend roommate, but before we get into any of that, I need to pay tribute to two important things:
#1: The Noodle Man. Someday I want an obituary as cool as this...I know someone already invented ramen noodles, swiffers and naps, so guess I should get brainstorming. Rest in peace, sodium king. My favorite: "teach a man to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime. Give him ramen noodles, and you don't have to teach him anything."
#2: This is an awful lot like my life. (start humming "Everybody dance now!")
In other news, I picked out a pretty awesome husband.