Tuesday, September 04, 2007

A degree in nonsense

Law school is great. Don't believe me? A short list of quotes from this weekend's homework:

1. "An open field need be neither 'open' nor a field."

2. "Evidence can only be received into evidence if it meets the rules of evidence."

3. "I fail to see how the quality or quantity of public debate will be promoted by further emasculation of state libel laws for the benefit of the news media."

(Note: emasculation means the surgical removal of the testes...I have removed the word "weener" from this post so as not to offend any of my pure readers)

9 comments:

J said...

Keep it clean, Kath!

Nikki said...

Hmm... I wonder what your blog is rated now.

Rachel said...

I know this comment is unrelated, nonetheless...Field Director? I'm not so sure. I mean it doesn't really compete with elopement lieutenant...

gurrbonzo said...

okay, okay, you're right. Happy now?

Ron said...

I have a weiner

gurrbonzo said...

Dear Jay pretending to be Ron,

I know you have rage because you just started law school and it sucks, but that's no reason to e-pretend to be someone else and be gross.

Cordially,
Gurrbonzo.

supalinds said...

I have testes.

Ron said...

Amen

Jay said...

"Lawyers are glorified word plumbers."

my contracts prof