Law school is great. Don't believe me? A short list of quotes from this weekend's homework:
1. "An open field need be neither 'open' nor a field."
2. "Evidence can only be received into evidence if it meets the rules of evidence."
3. "I fail to see how the quality or quantity of public debate will be promoted by further emasculation of state libel laws for the benefit of the news media."
(Note: emasculation means the surgical removal of the testes...I have removed the word "weener" from this post so as not to offend any of my pure readers)