...that I slept so hard on the bus this morning that I woke up confused and startled the person next to me, who gasped and looked at me in a panic?
...that BYU blocks Youtube? Seriously.
...that I use the term "up in my business" 3-5 times per day, for uses as varied as "Wow, you parked awfully close to that guy, you're right up in his business" and "Why you up in my business about what we had for dinner?"
...that "go hang a salami i'm a lasagna hog" is a palindrome?
...that I wish I drank coffee on days like today?
...that this guy hid 34 marijuana joints in his undies and got caught when they frisked his bum at the airport?
Don't do drugs. Just a few things to be aware of.