Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Pure Gold

I know all I'm blogging about lately is baby...don't worry, I still do things like go to law school, watch LOST, attend Relief Society, surf the Internet, you know, the Important Things in Life. So I'm trying to stay balanced. But this post has given me the heavy duty giggles....

turns out all our kid needs is boobs. "Everything else is just marketing."

12 comments:

Mar said...

Hilarious. I think our baby is having us and not the other way around.

Anonymous said...

That is the truth, although, you probably should get some diapers too. You know, just in case.

Jay said...

A warning to andrew- whenever i change our baby's diaper, she decides to shat right onto my hand all the while my wife is laughing in the background.

Also, a breast pump is definetly the best thing ever invented.

Andrew said...

Thanks for the heads-up, Jay. I'll invest in some dishwashing gloves, or something.

Though I hear a breast-fed baby's poop isn't too bad...

Supalinds said...

Wow Jay that is some good advice. Do you use the breast pump yourself?

Kamie said...

Your blog comments are talking about breast fed baby's poop...hee hee hee.

And I loved that blog on sweet juniper. I read it yesterday and thought it was awesome.

I know what I'm getting you for your baby shower.....Sacajawea.

ChrisandKate said...

where where WHere did you find that website, Kathleen? Hilare indeed.

BTW, are you going to send out baby announcements with those awesome pics of you (like the one below?)? I think you should....let me know what you think..:)

Come out baby, now!!

erin g said...

breast-fed baby's poop may smell better but it is runny, runny, runny and therefore impossible to contain in a diaper, no matter how skillfully attached to your child. my life got much easier once i had to supplement with formula and the baby's poop became more solid.

and, fyi, oxyclean works wonders on orange poop stains. i'm sure even sacajawea could have used some of that.

Jay and Jess said...

I also reccoment the oxy-clean and yes babys poop isn't as bad as... well... mine, but its still pretty bad...and runny.

and Lindsay- do you really want to know the answer to that?

gurrbonzo said...

This breastfeeding/feces conversation is NOT happening, is it?

erin g said...

no offense but, no matter how hard you try to go to law school, watch LOST, attend relief society, surf the Internet, and do the Important Things in Life, your life is about to become VERY focused on breastfeeding/feces. sometimes it might even be about how to avoid getting feces on you while breastfeeding. so, sorry babe, we are just getting you warmed up.

Laura said...

you watch LOST? So good . . . I'm excited for tonight . . . Who is on the boat? I think it is Michael . . . Anyway, yay for LOST.