Monday, May 07, 2007

ATTENTION, PLEASE

Dear readers who may resemble aliens:

Good news! Gone are the days where you have to be ashamed of your huge face and squished-together features. No longer must you hang your enormous head in shame while regular-face-sized people with proportionate features succeed around you, scooping up every opportunity and leaving you to grumble about a mothership and holding up glowsticks and being dissected on TV. Now you can be a model!

7 comments:

piglet26 said...

hahahaha....squirt..haha..hahaha...munch on chocolate..hahaha

Ashley said...

mean...funny mean.

gurrbonzo said...

Oh come on. Funny mean is my specialty.

Megs said...

That it is, and that is why I love you.

Charlott said...

You are the funniest person alive! HAHA

supalinds said...

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

Hil-freakin-larious

jase said...

I think I know her....well maybe not her, but I know a girl that looks like her...heee hee and yes I thought the exact same thing!
rach