Thursday, February 14, 2008

letter from a concerned citizen

Dear John McCain,

I respect your willingness to fight a losing battle, since Obama will be our next president and you must realize that the next 9 months won't be very fun for you, getting squished like a bug and everything. It's noble of you to persevere uphill against all the odds. But I'm having a hard time taking you seriously with the 3-4 distinct rivers running through your neck. What's the story? Gastrobybass surgery? A treasure map? Were you attacked by a fork?

Sincerely,
Gurrbonzo.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yellow teeth is the hottest ever.

Anonymous said...

That's gross. Looks like gobbler folds.

Supalinds said...

He totally freaks me out. He looks like he smokes a few packs a day. Mmmmm....good!

Katie M. said...

AHhhh- isn't it sure purty though?? Rolls of thunder. Folds of flubber. I'd like to think he was attacked by a fork. THat made me giggle out loud and it's only 7 40 am for crying out loud. GO back to bed.

Megan said...

I'm going with giant fork attack. A really big, thinking, acting fork.

zacharoo said...

You're my friend. You're special to me.

Ashley said...

Here, here!

Ashley said...

Maybe he could go get his neck read...like a fortune.