It's time for GEC. Pronounced like the GECK in gecko, but said with the vigor of "Blech" as in "Blech, that tastes like a dead bird that ate rotten tuna." GEC stands for Gurrbonzo Extravaganza Contest, which is appropriate, because it involves my blog, a contest, and a true extravaganza.
RULES: enter by simply sharing an experience involving your every day life and this blog.It can be as simple as "I threw up in my mouth when I saw that horrible picture of blackened, grotesque feet and thought of poor Gurrbonzo sitting next to that monster; I scrubbed my feet extra hard that night," or "I kind of wanted to be an egg processor when I read Gurrbonzo's list of jobs you can have, but then I realized I was in too much debt to do anything but become a corporate bastard," or "I feel close to Gurrbonzo since I, too, laugh at farts and poop in general!"
The sky is the limit and if you believe you can achieve. Note: falsehoods welcome.
The winning reader will receive the following rockin' prize package (with me paying postage anywhere in the U.S.! Gotta love those flat-rate boxes):
(UPDATED): Word has reached me that March is a dumb time to get a crocheted hat. So, instead of a hat, you get a rockin' mix cd (or tape, if you're living in the 80s, but this IS on the internets, so I doubt it) of Bonz's lame hits, that is, songs we're all embarrassed to love, and one cd of Bonz's favorite workout tunes. Jackpot!
1 package of Cadbury mini eggs (best easter treat in all the land)
1 t-shirt that says "When in doubt, shimmy it out."
1 free, detailed life plan (see this site for more detail) AND
1 opportunity to suggest a name for our child.
We do not have to know each other in real life to win! You can post entries either as comments or you can email them to the main portion of my blog (you know, the part before .blogspot.com) at yahoo. One I like best will win. Unless I like them all the best, in which case I will conduct a drawing at random, or ask my new friend from the library to choose for me.
DEADLINE: THIS FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 29th, 5 PM EASTERN TIME.
WINNER ANNOUNCED SATURDAY, MARCH 1st. This is your now!